You wander over to the fridge only to discover that some bottomfeeding lowlife has pinched the fourpack of beer thats been staring at you saying drink me for days.

You resisted why couldnt they Theres only one way to combat this sort of shameless theft and thats with a short sharp shock deterrent system.

After all thats the only way these little toe rags learn isnt it The Beer Burglar Alarm should be your first port of call in such instances.

Simply attach the device to your cans and sleep easy safe in the knowledge that no one can touch your cans without one of two things happening a a mafioso voice piping up saying Keepa da hands off ma beer or b a bansheelike siren piercing the wouldbe thieves eardrums.

The Beer Burglar Alarm features a motion sensor you see that kicks in should anyone come within 30cm of it.

That should keep your beer firmly in the fridge where it belongs.

Itll also put an end to that illadvised one more pint when you return home from the pub shixteen sheets to the wind since youll wake half the street with the ensuing racket.